Meet President Biden’s Lesser Known Son: Gatherer Biden

WASHINGTON - Gatherer Biden, the lesser-known son of President Joe Biden, has been spotted around town doing good deeds and making a positive impact on the community.

While Hunter Biden faces misdemeanor charges for failure to file taxes, a single felony count of tax evasion and a felony count related to a gun purchase, Gatherer Biden has been busy collecting donations for local food banks and volunteering at DC’s homeless shelters. He's been seen picking up trash in the park, helping elderly citizens with their groceries, and even organizing a community clean-up day.

According to sources close to the Biden family, Gatherer has always been the black sheep of the family, opting for a simpler life of service rather than the high-stakes world of politics and business that his brother Hunter has become embroiled in.

We briefly spoke to Gatherer in between his shifts at the ASPCA. “I’ve always thought of my time on Earth as a gift.” says Gatherer, “If all we do is contribute a fraction of what we take, we are heading towards something worth living for.”

When asked about his thoughts regarding his brother’s recent charges, he declined to comment. He did however, pull out a locket from under his sweater, revealing inside two images of Hunter Biden: one as an infant and one that appeared aged up to 90 years old using a facetune app.

While Hunter Biden’s trial is underway, only time will tell if the two brothers will find some conciliation.