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Man's Detailed Answer To Hypothetical Question Causes Uncomfortable Vibe Shift

LOCAL - Conversation participants were stunned today when a local man's inappropriately detailed answer to a lighthearted hypothetical...

“PAW Patrol” Introduces Controversial New Fascist Character “Berto” The Cocker Spaniel

The fast-talking puppy -- an outspoken right-wing reactionary and radical political agitator -- made his debut entrance.

“I Was Home All Night” Insists Rick Scott When Asked About UFO Sighting

FORT MYERS--Excitement in Fort Myers, Florida as local residents report witnessing mysterious lights in the night sky over the city. “I...

Bill Cassidy Banned From Petco After Swallowing 11 Goldfish In Feeding Frenzy

BALTIMORE — In a gruesome turn of events, Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy has been banned from Petco after allegedly eating 11 goldfi

MTA Bans Reading Books Over 300 Pages on Subway

New York, NY - As winter turns to spring, New Yorkers are flocking to the city's many scenic parks to enjoy the sunshine. But if you're...

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