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Connecticut Judge Rules Divorce Entirely Child's Fault
Connecticut - Announced last Thursday, after 50 hours of debate, a jury ruled 9 year old Jacob Warner will pay over $57,000 in emotional...
If The Homeless Have It So Bad, How Come I Keep Finding Corn In Their Feces?
Opinion - In April of this year, our “solutions oriented” San Francisco Mayor, London Breed, announced she would be allocating 600...
Man's Detailed Answer To Hypothetical Question Causes Uncomfortable Vibe Shift
LOCAL - Conversation participants were stunned today when a local man's inappropriately detailed answer to a lighthearted hypothetical...
My Body, My Choice: Keeping My Tapeworm in Protest of the Reversal of Roe v. Wade
NEW YORK - As I sit here with my tapeworm coiled comfortably inside of me, I understand that no matter how much weight I lose, how many...
OnStar Begins Beta Tests For AI Assistance Tool For Drivers Struggling To Not Strike Cyclists
TECH - In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way we drive, On-Star announced today their new AI tool will now offer emotional...
Meet President Biden’s Lesser Known Son: Gatherer Biden
WASHINGTON - Gatherer Biden, the lesser-known son of President Joe Biden, has been spotted around town doing good deeds and making a...
Clarence Thomas Denies Cybernetic Heart Immortality Surgery Has Any Bearing On Judicial Rulings
The cybernetic heart, was financed by Harlan Crow, an American real estate developer and longtime friend of Justice Thomas.
“PAW Patrol” Introduces Controversial New Fascist Character “Berto” The Cocker Spaniel
The fast-talking puppy -- an outspoken right-wing reactionary and radical political agitator -- made his debut entrance.
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