Trump's Hairpiece Threatens To Expose Republican Secrets After Posting Bail
"Frankly, we're not surprised it was able to make bail," said a source close to the case who wished to remain anonymous.
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Connecticut Judge Rules Divorce Entirely Child's Fault
Connecticut - Announced last Thursday, after 50 hours of debate, a jury ruled 9 year old Jacob Warner will pay over $57,000 in emotional...
Politics
Meet President Biden’s Lesser Known Son: Gatherer Biden
WASHINGTON - Gatherer Biden, the lesser-known son of President Joe Biden, has been spotted around town doing good deeds and making a...
Clarence Thomas Denies Cybernetic Heart Immortality Surgery Has Any Bearing On Judicial Rulings
The cybernetic heart, was financed by Harlan Crow, an American real estate developer and longtime friend of Justice Thomas.
“I Was Home All Night” Insists Rick Scott When Asked About UFO Sighting
FORT MYERS--Excitement in Fort Myers, Florida as local residents report witnessing mysterious lights in the night sky over the city. “I...
Trump's Hairpiece Threatens To Expose Republican Secrets After Posting Bail
"Frankly, we're not surprised it was able to make bail," said a source close to the case who wished to remain anonymous.
Entertainment/Tech
OnStar Begins Beta Tests For AI Assistance Tool For Drivers Struggling To Not Strike Cyclists
TECH - In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way we drive, On-Star announced today their new AI tool will now offer emotional...
“PAW Patrol” Introduces Controversial New Fascist Character “Berto” The Cocker Spaniel
The fast-talking puppy -- an outspoken right-wing reactionary and radical political agitator -- made his debut entrance.
Opinion
If The Homeless Have It So Bad, How Come I Keep Finding Corn In Their Feces?
Opinion - In April of this year, our “solutions oriented” San Francisco Mayor, London Breed, announced she would be allocating 600...
My Body, My Choice: Keeping My Tapeworm in Protest of the Reversal of Roe v. Wade
NEW YORK - As I sit here with my tapeworm coiled comfortably inside of me, I understand that no matter how much weight I lose, how many...
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